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Lovediva
10-27-2003, 07:20 PM
October 27, 2003

Thought of the Day



Never hold your farts in.
















They travel up your spine, into your brain,

and that's where you get shitty ideas from. ............:D
BIBI
10-27-2003, 07:31 PM
It makes sense to me......;)
BIBI
10-27-2003, 07:33 PM
When someone wants a favor......always say NO!


That way you can still change your mind! ;)
Spellcaster73au
10-27-2003, 08:27 PM
Both work for me, thanks for sharing them...
Steph
10-27-2003, 08:36 PM
I got the fart one in an e-mail today. Do we have the same friends, Diva?
Lovediva
10-27-2003, 08:38 PM
Could be Steph!!! :)

Amazing how 1 email goes around so fast!!
Lovediva
11-07-2003, 06:23 AM
November 7, 2003


For all those men who believe that there's no reason to
"buy the cow" when the milk is free, nowadays 80% of women are against marrying.





They have wised up to the fact that, for 8 oz. of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig!!!
Nice Guy
11-07-2003, 10:20 AM
Ouch
paprclphd
11-07-2003, 11:07 AM
OUCH Diva - that is truly an insightful thought for the day!
WildIrish
11-07-2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Lovediva
November 7, 2003

there's no reason to
"buy the cow" when the milk is free


What about those that believe in the other side of this arguement?

Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home?

<------runs from the room!
Lovediva
11-07-2003, 11:33 AM
Hey!!!!!!!! you'd better run WI..cows have guns now!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!