On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven of her french fries
Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve penis shaped candy canes
Eleven of her french fries
Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... a love session for all eternity.

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Starting over ...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A kiss on my rigid wood - y;

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....

Two little gropes and a kiss on my rigid wood!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

Three up and down strokes,
Two little gropes,
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

Four flavored condoms
Three up and down strokes,
Two little gropes,
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Five fingered fondling
Four flavored condoms
Three up and down strokes
Two little gropes
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.

:)

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Six great backrubs
Five fingered fondling
Four flavored condoms
Three up and down strokes
Two little gropes
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.