Fortunately...they were in dire need of a body mud bath!! So they romped in the mud till they got crusty!!

Unfortunately, one of them (who didn't know previously) was allergic to mud, and started to have a reaction.

Fortunately, while a hardon is a reaction, it's generally not life-threatening.

lol @dicksbro

Unfortunately, the reaction also caused swelling and hives upon the man's hard-on.

Ouch.

Fortunately ... er .... fortunately? Okay, fortunately he was so excited the swelling and hives only added to his stimulation (boy is that tough to imagine :D ),

:D LMAO. I wondered how you were going to handle that one!

Unfortunately, he put more mud on his erection, thinking it would cool it down and help heal it.

Fortunately speaking of handling a beautiful lady grabbed it and stroked him removing the mud causing the swelling to decrease and used her tongue to easy the hives.

Unfortunately, she had just eaten chunky peanut butter and the fragments from the peanuts scratched terribly.

Fortunately she noticed the problem and quickly licked off the nuts, not to mention the hard-on, resulting in pleasurable tremors.

Unfortunately the peanut butter got stuck to the roof of her mouth causing her to gag. Making the guy worried that he was going to deep. Causing him to shrink and blush.

Fortunately, the blushing turned her on and when she caught her breath, she dove right back in causing him to become erect once more.

Unfortunately, his erection caused him great pain.

Fortunately, the woman saw he was in pain, and thought a different kind of "rubbing" might be in order.

Unfortunately, as she rubbed the pain only seemed to become worse.

Fortunately, the woman had a friend who came over to play tag-team, and she had another idea.