I have a place you might like to put it ;)

I'm so horny and I have to wait till tonight..

I'm so horny I'm thinking of ways to use wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. lmao

I've been so horny that I have used wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. :D

:rofl:

I knew you were creative

I'm so horny I would even get laid with someone using a condom

I'm so horny I just went and bought a case of condoms.

A whole case????

I'm so horny I think we might use them all up.

I'm so horny that I went and bought the condom factory,

I'm so horny i think we could use all the factory could produce

I'm so honry I think we the factory we be working over time for a while.

I'm so horny we would need a freight train to take all the used condoms away

I'am so honry we may need a whole state for the used condoms!!

I'm so horny I think we should start our own horny state.

I'm so horny I think we should go out and spread horniness to every man and woman.

MacGyver?