I'm so horny I might have to wank one off.

I'm so horny that I'm leaking precum without any encouragement.

I'm so horny all I see is tits and hard nipples.

I'm so horny a Victoria's Secrets ad would get a rise out of me.

I'm so horny National Geographics still has an effect.

^^^^ I remember those days! :D

I'm so horny, even that reminder ... er ... reminded me. :)

I'm so horny, I remember looking at the Sears catalogs, for the bra models.

I'm ... so ... horny ... ahhhhh. :D

I'm so horny hoping to see a beautiful lady makes me hard.

I'm so horny even an Edsel grill starts to look inviting.

I'm so horny internet porn may have to do.

I'm so horny I'm afraid to lay on my stomach.

I'm so horny, my hand is looking very pretty.

I'm so horny I can't easily lay on my stomach.

I'm so horny, I can't wait to be able to make a trip.

I'm so horny even the center cylinder in bathroom tissue is starting to look good. :shrug:

I'm so horny, an apple pies looks very inviting.

I'm so horny my blanket is getting a rise out of my laying down.

I'm so horny I am daydreaming of other people.

I'm so horny even a ladies commercial on TV could get me going.

I'm so horny people at Walmart even look good.

I'm so horny I leave coat on to hide the bulge

I'm so horny I masturbate quite a bit.

I'm so horny it can pop up at the slightest urging.

I'm so horny it doesn't even need a reason.

I'm so horny even this thread brings up erotic thoughts.

I'm so horny I may have to take care of things myself.

I'm so horny I am thinking of visit a friend.

I'm so horny I may have to quit pretty soon and go to bed to be with my wife.

I'm so horny, it is getting dangerous.

I'm so horny a single touch could set it off.

I'm so horny, TVMA ratings give me hope.

I'm so horny even boring commercials hold my attention if they have an attractive spokesperson.

I'm so horny, sports illustrated looks really good.

I'm so horny sitting still induces erections.

I'm so horny can't find enough porn.

I'm so horny inserting a key in a lock is inspiring.

I'm so horny reading the instructions Slot A into Tab B gets me thinking.

I'm so horny, putting on gloves makes me think of the warmth my fingers will enjoy and that reminds me of feeling warmth in other things. :slurp:

I'm so horny female friends are interesting.