Several times


HYEML when you were drunk?

Oh yeah. It doesn't help the whole situation though. Takes me way too damn long to finish. (And she has verified that last statement.)


HYEML while you were listening to music that made you want to heave?

Nope. But a commercial I found annoying has come on the radio ;)

HYEML fully clothed?

yep..........

HYEML to someone while your s/o was sleeping in the next room?

Nope


HYEML when on the phone with someone?

Yup, turned out to be a confusing conversation for the party on the other end of the line.

HYEML while trying to cook pancakes?

Another one I haven't tried.

HYEML on a train?

Nope, haven't had the pleasure.

HYEML in the backseat of a car while there were people in the front seat?

Just making out. No intercourse.

HYEML in your living room with the curtains open?

Oh yeah, gotta let the sunshine in. :D


Have you ever made love with her leaning against a propane tank?

Up to the point you said "propane tank" ... but ... alas, not that. :)

HYEML on a hammock?

Tried once but the hammock was pretty flimsy.............. didn't end up well. :(


HYEML while watching the sunrise?

We have and it's wonderful.

HYEML outdoors in the rain?

Sorta, kinda. Gave it a go but it wasn't a very warm rain. Not too forgiving. :yikes:


HYEML out behind the local high school?

Nope, of course I was a little old for that by the time we moved here.

HYEML in a highway rest stop?