I'm so horny, I've got my genitals resting on the floor hoping a large truck drives by and shakes the ground.

I"m so honry I came home for lunch.

I'm so horny I wish I was your lunch...

I'm so horny I could eat again!!

I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)

:dizzy:



:drool: :slurp: :drool:








:faint:

Think that will have to be the "panty of the day" club...

I'm so horny am going stay sober tonight in order to get laid

I'm so horny I might have to tie him to the bed and keep him in Columbus

I'm so horny I could give a blowjob to a stranger on the back deck :)

OH... wait... I did that alredy! LOL

toooo funny ;) I am just tickled ;)

I'm so horny I wish I was a Jennaflower's stanger.

I'm so horny, going to go in the shower and get myself off....

I;m so horny, I'm plotting ways to get my MIL out of the house :D

I'm so horny I cant sleep

I'm so horny, I am like, osuche, am trying to get some time alone with hubby today...

I'm so horny I'm going to ambush him when he gets home :slurp: