What's the kind of debate she's usually likely to win.

Let's have dinner.

What did the lions say before entering the Colisseum with the gladiators?


four score and seven years ago

What's Pantyfanatic's real age?

Sweating and moaning

What's Stephanie bringing heavy groceries up the stairs?

games and goodies

What will happen once Steph gets the groceries put away?

Hopefully

What is hoping Steph takes pictures of what happens once the groceries are away?

hot & cold

What are temperatures that turn me on?

moans & groans

What are sounds that make me horny?

socks and slippers

what are the only things you wear during sex in the winter?

red wine and cheese

What are two simple ways to impress a date when they come over?

Three Blind Mice

What phrase best describes my last threesome?


French cuisine

What else would you call oral with a parisian?
( Oh, welcome home stranger :p )



Blue Balls

What happens when you make love on an open-weave hammock just inches above a pail of ice water?

Blue Flu

How I feel when I have the flu.

Feathers and hot wax.

What is causes a tickle scream?

Gumbo penis.