The bad news is her tampon string is showing.

The good news is that when she has you in her mouth, you don't care.

The bad news is that eventually her jaw gets sore.


(after a LONG LONG time)

The good news is it's a long....time.

The bad news is then you have to deal with the tampon.

:D

(Like I never have!!)

The good news is I'm experienced.

The bad news is that she is not. :D

The good news is she will be when I'm done.

The bad news is that she will need lots of practice to get it right.

The good news is I am patient.

The bad news is that you might tire out before she has mastered the technique.

The good news is tired can feel very nice, indeed.

The bad news is that you might have to satisfy her with your tongue.

The good news is that I am used to that.

The bad news is that she has a long fuse...

The good news is I am used to that!

The bad news is that she will want some variety, so you will need to be creative.

:D

Don't we all?

The good news is I feel that creativity will come easily with her.

The bad news is that she is often enjoys taking the lead

The good news is I am not threatened by that.

The bad news is that she may tie you down to enforce her dominance. For awhile...

The good news is that she may tie you down to enforce her dominance ... for awhile. :D :D

The bad news is that she might push your boundaries. (in a good way)

The good news is that I have a large yard with lots of room to roam. So to speak.

The bad news is that the neighbors can se into your yard.


(or are you speaking metaphorically?)

ha ha - Perhaps both!

But the good news is that my neighbors are very forgetful.

The bad news is that the cops aren't forgetful.

The good news is they maybe haven't been called.

The bad news that they might want to join in.

The good news is they could keep the undesirables away.

The bad news is that we may all end up handcuffed.

The good news is ... that could be fun. You know what they say about, " ... sticks and stones may break my bones, but cuffs and chains excite me." :D :D :D

Bad news is that while cuffed the sticks and stones are more dangerous.

Good news is that some of us like living dangerously.

Bad news would be if they hit some especially important targets :D

Good news is I've waited long for those hits and it feels like home to me.

Bad news is it's getting late and I haven't figured a new, good ... well ... bad news. :(

Good news is that there is no bad news. :D

the Bad news is that I have a sore throat :(

The good news is, is that your throat won't be sore forever, and tomorrow is Friday, YIPEE!!!!