Unfortunatly, there was a large magnet nearby that interferred with the compass.

Fortunately there were trees around so he looked for the moss on the north side and was able to find his way.

Unfortunately, he tripped on a rock and tood a terrible fall and broke his glasses and compass

Fortunately, he was aware that with a stick and fifteen mintues of time, anyone can find out which way is north. He used this information to make his way back to the orgy.

Unfortunately, the trek back wore him out and he was unable to participate in the orgy.

Fortunately, thier was a beautiful maiden who was patient and understanding, and gave him oral until he was ready.

Unfortunately her her ogre of a husband stumbled upon her bestowing her oral gifts

Fortunately he had just enough time to blow his load down her throat

unfortunately the maiden gagged and spewed spoo onto her dress

Unfortunately, ISP cut me off as I was about to post a reply, meaning Lilith got to jump in line in front of me.

Fortunately, that means I'm behind her, and can give her a hard smack on the ass.

Oh.
That has nothing to do with the story.

Fortunately, she didn't need the dress, as the boy removed it before returning the oral favor.

Unfortunately, in returning the favor he discovered the difference between ass licker and brown noser ... depth perception.

Fortunately, at that moment, the earth started to shake.

Unfortunately, it was shaking because the Jolly Green Giant was coming down the road

Fortunately, he was only bringing a warm dish of fresh corn for them to eat.

Unfortunately, it wasn't creamed corn, so they couldn't use it as a sex toy.