What is the first recipe in Skip's chapter of my cockbook?




freak on a leash

What four words sum up my last encounter at the S&M club?

Clothespins and wooden spoons.

What are easily available home items that can be used to expand the erotic experience?

Nair and baby lotion.

WHich two things do you NOT want to confuse when changing a diaper?

Vaginal secretions

What's expected both before and after intercourse? :D

Shaved pubes.

What keeps the razor companies selling more razors than ever?

Gigantic breasts

What makes baby eye's bug out?

Soft skin.

What is lotion for?

glistening skin

What does sweat cause?

Good Humor Man.

Who creates havoc in our neighborhood?

female porn star

What do you need with a John Holmes type fella?

Fill 'er up.

What I'd like to do with my female pixie mates.

squeeze

What impulse does both a woman and a toothpaste tube generate in a guy?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

WHo wants to celebrate Christmas all year?

Chocolate covered

What did the cherry want to be for Easter?

Smooth shaven