oooooooooooh boy!!.......lol...to be a neighbour.............


I'm so horny....when i take a shower in cold water....the room fill up with steam

I'm so horny I have to sleep on my back.

I'm so horny I wish he was here right this minute.

I'm so horny, I wish my baby was here in my office right now

I'm so horny I can't keep the thoughts of his tongue :drool: on me out of my mind.

I'm so horny, my wife's teddy bear is starting to look nervous. :)

I'm so horny my cock is throbbing in my briefs.

I'm so horny that my briefs are throbbing in time with my cock. ;)

I'm so horny the computer is starting to look good.

I'm so horny, I could be a coffee creamer. :rolleyes2

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lick, lick

I'm so horny I could lick your cream.

I'm so horny I have to have someone walk in front to open the doors. :D

I'm so horny I'm knocking on doors before I reach them

I'm so horny I'm constantly on the verge of passing out from lack of blood flow to my brain.

I'm so horny, I think I'll go take a nice long shower