The good news is, we can rent extra buses so everyone who wants to can come.

The bad news is the previous sentence ended with "come" rather than "cum".

The good news is that chaperones, like bodyguards, have the responsibility for making sure everyone is safe and having fun...I volunteer. :D

the bad news is you're not guarding me

The good news is that you still have hope.

the bad news is that hope doesn't always spring eternal

The good news is that something else might spring first

the bad news is you might not be there to see it

The good news is that there are digital cameras

the bad news is that there is no bad news for that one :D

The good news is...now that we're done with the bad news...that all things can be good news.

good news!

bad news:

I might never meet Saggybear in person :(

good news is there's always a chance

bad news is that you might have to take the initiative

good news is that it might succeed

bad news is that it may take a very long time

Good news is we can wait for it to happen.

bad news is the happening can be what we have not expected

Good news is it can be much better than we expected.

The bad news we expected it so long, that we're now too old for it!!!

The good news is that we're only as old as we feel.

The bad news is, we sometimes feel double our age!

The good news that we know so much that we sometimes can give double the pleasure.

the bad news is that we are sometimes alone when we'd like to do it :)

The good news is we are VERY creative.

the bad news sometimes we create things we don't plan on.

The good news is that creation leads to new insight.

The bad news is that not everyone pays attention to those insights.

The good news we are at a military parade and everyone is at attention.

The bad news is that we are at war.

The good news is it's only with one country, so far.

The bad news is that it is with two countries plus idiots wherever they are.

The good news is that we will have lots of babies coming 9months after the soldiers return.

The bad news is some marriages won't be able to withstand the long separation.

the good news is that some of those marriages will be stronger due to the separation as they will work harder at them

The bad news is this will put lawyers out of work.

The good news is that with less lawyer maybe we can have less stupid suites.

The bad news is there are schools full of more future lawyers.

The good news is that maybe they won't pass their bar exams.