ages of sexual experience left her with a certain form of wisdom

~warning~ Flame Bait
 

Ages ago men use to club women over the head to have sex, now we have all this talking. ~Sigh~ Whatever happended to the good old days? ;) :p

days of male superiority are over so now it is acceptable for women to ride on top

On top is indeed a welcome change. And a gratifying one at that :D

that is precisely what got me kicked out of Eden ;)

eden
 

is a state of mind, a way of living out your dreams and fantasies

fantasies are readily shared on Pixies. Hopefull some will come true...

true life can become as exciting as fantasy with a little creativity

creativity is the essential ingredient for creating a satisfying sex life

life can be stressful and orgasm can be the cure

Cure? Ain't no cure for what I got...

Got the Scottman and Nubian interested, all we need is a third...

a third leg?

leg(s), arms, bodies entwined in a rhythmic groove

groove
 

groove(s), curves, angles, and turns, make a woman's body a
pleasure to investigate and explore

explore your sexuality to find out what will bring you the most pleasure

pleasure is a prerequisite to having great sex

sex can also be pleasurable with a wee bit of pain...so I've been told :D :D

told me to get down on my knees so I complied

compl[ying] with my wishes had the desired effect. I was now fully erect and ready to go

go to bed~ go directly to bed~ do not pass go~ do not collect $200~

$200? Is that all my services are worth?

worth more than she could afford she feared

She feared the worst after seeing the doctor...she was going to be a mommy in 8 months!:grn: :D

months are a poor measure of the time betweenconception and birth.

birth of a child, and witnessing of such, is the most life-affirming experience ever

ever wonder why?????

Ever wonder why God put men on this earth?????:confused: :D

God put men on this earth to please Diva! :p :D

Diva says "Soooooo that's why!!"
Well when are you going to start to please me then????? :D :D ;) :p

then i shall try with all my heart and soul:D ;) :rolleyes:

Heart and soul eh????Hmmmm..why not just with your Heart On ! ;) :D

(Say Heart on ten times fast;) :D :D)

fast girls always finish first

On top of Diva is where men want to be... not to mention underneath AND inside!! :D :o

Not with me they don't !!!!!!

Inside or outside. I'm sure both is equally pleasurable if your partner is Diva.

Diva has all men (and some women) under her spell... :D

spell my name she commanded. D I V A I replied.

replied to the personal ad looking for a concubine

concubine, a relic of the past. No?