Unfortunately, a direct hit by a meteor took out the server.

Fortunately, after that happened, the people didn't care about the "Joe Millionaire" transcript *or* the "Fortunately~Unfortunately~ story that was supposed to be published by Pixie's.

LMAO IAK.

Unfortuately, that means somebody needs to go back and figure out where we were at. :D :D

Fortunately, at that moment, the traveling sex show happened to stop back by the town on their way to Hell, Michigan, which at that moment, was frozen over. :D

Unfortunately, nobody had the money for admission.

( So does that mean that Hell was frozen over? ;) )

Fortunately it was free admissions day at the sex show and heat heat produced warmed the area .

Unfortunately, the people involved forgot how cold it was outside because it was so warm inside, and when they walked out of the building naked, their nipples and other private parts froze.

Fortunately they turned around and went back inside and had all effected parts warmed with lips, hands,pussies and other parts.

Unfortunately, at that moment, the lights went out.

Fortunately, the people present took the opportunity to start a huge grope-fest, complete with gelatine.

Unfortunately, it was lime-flavored gelatine.

Fortunately, lime turned out to be the most popular flavor among those present.

Unfortunately, the water used to make it had been imported from Mexico, because it was cheaper than home-grown water.

Fortunately it had the little worm in the bottom and everyone got drunk and didn't care what flavor the gelatin was. As long as it was rubbed all over everyone.

Unfortunately, when it was rubbed all over, many people got a very itchy rash.