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Retiree or Worker?

Worker, but i think this would depend on the Job


Race Car Driver or a Lawyer

race car driver

cook or bottle washer?

I'm already both......LOL at least around my house I am.



frog or Prince Charming?

Charming Prince Frog (:D :D)

Sports player or fan?

Coffee

exercise: instructor or participant

May I hold your hand?

Condom Maker or Condom Breaker?

Mmmm . .. my clock is ticking and so maybe I'd break 'em!

Singer or songwriter?

oooooooooo tuff one but deeeeep down I think I wanna be the singer :D

handcuffs or silk ties ?

Silk ties


Psychic or Sceptic?

I'll be the psychic and let all you wonder about my conclusions :D

Homebody or party person?

Toy tester

(Loved it when the kids were small and I got to try all their Christmas gifts ... :D)

Spy or Bureau Chief

Librarian (always thought that'd be a nice job)

explorer or museum caretaker?

trainer


astronomer or astrologer?

astonomer

stock car or dragster driver?

stock car driver


copy writer or proofreader?

artist

news reporter or news maker

news maker


hamster or lemming

hamster...........gotta love those balls they play in! *hehehe*



Cook or waitress/waiter?

Wait ... er ... I hate to rush :)

Porno flick producer or star?

star

sweetheart or ole tart?

sweetheart...was it a question?

Radio DJ, or mixin' DJ

Radio DJ

Adult bookstore owner or salesclerk?

owner

alchoholic or a drunk

doctor

basket or rug weaver?

Rug weaver

Policeman or fireman?

fireman

actor/actress or director?

director


costumer or set designer?

Costume designer

Singer or actor?

Actor

porn actor/actress or camera person?

Porn actress

Ugly and extremely happy or good looking and unhappy?

Ugly and extremely happy.

racer or pit crew?

Racer

torn jeans or brand new?