15 motorcycle..... 17 driver's license


Do you deep sea fish?

no, but I would like to learn to be comfortable with deep sea diving

Do you practice a martial art?

No. (too old to roll around on the floor);)



Can you move your hands 1,350 feet per second?

Maybe, if my arms were longer. ;)

Can you climax without being touched?

Have had a few wet dreams.

What color eyes do you have?

Blueish-green, blue or green depending on the light.

What's the best gift you've ever received (not including children, wives, etc.)?

Probably the mother's ring I got last Christmas.

When was the last time you made your bed?

Yesterday.

Do you make your bed every day?

absolutely NOT :)


Do you sometimes not answer the phone even though your home?

Rarely...I'd hate to miss the opportunity to hang up on a replacement window salesperson!

How do you handle telemarketers?

I have a very simple method. I pick up the phone and say, "Hello." If there is any pause at all, I hang up. You gotta be quick if you call me!

What's your favorite side dish with fried chicken?

Potato salad! That's my birthday meal, and I'm already looking forward to it.

What kind of cake do you like on your birthday?

Ahhhhh....that's the question of the day. My grandmother *always* made me a coconut cake for my birthday. I miss that tremendously. Last year, a friend out-of-state remembered me saying that and found a bakery near here that had a coconut *cream* cake and sent it to me. It wasn't the same--but I was still appreciative for the thought.

What do you want for your birthday?

World peace and an end to poverty.

If that's too much, I'd like a martini and a blowjob. ha ha


Do you still put the correct number of candles on your cake?

Are we trying to burn down a cake, or what?

I think my husband bought number candles last year. I'm not too fond of birthdays, although not for the traditional reason.

Do you think you'll make a new year's resolution this year?

Nope, I don't usually get in to that.

Do your kids know your age?

No kids . . . I'm assuming the animals don't care. I didn't know my grandmother's age until she turned 80 and admitted it :)

Will you always perv at Pixies?

Until the petition to kick me off gets enough votes. ha ha

Describe your favorite pair of shoes.

Sandals. I usually have one pair a year that I wear out, even though I might have other sandals, or the three pairs of practically new tennis shoes I own. In the winter, it's one pair of black boots. You'll find me in them, ankle-high and zip up, most of the time.

Do you do the yard work in your household?

non-leather Doc Martens (I wish!) ~ brown, just above the ankle ~ not sexy but oh well!

What outfit turns you on the most?

"PASS" :rolleyes:

FAIL!

There's nothing like a woman in faded jeans, a white t-shirt and dusty boots. Cowboy hat is optional.

Do you prefer to dress for comfort?

Definitely but I'd dress up for work if it mean bringing in the bucks.

What type of work environment are you in?

Right this very instant? One with a slightly messy desk, thanks to my children. :)

My daughter is home with me some during the four days I work here, as is my husband. My son is only here part of my work day, since he's in full-time school. My bosses communicate with me through email and an instant messaging program, and I have some flexibility in my schedule. One day a week I hop in the car and head east for about an hour and a half to the office, where they ALL try to have my attention for the day. I'm pretty fortunate, all in all, though.

What is your dream job?

Lilith's Headboard Holder

If you could afford to be a hermit, would you want to be?

Only if I could be a hermit with someone else. I could handle being away from the world *that* way.

Do you like your parents?

I get along with my father quite well, I try to respect my mother.

Do you listen to the radio when you surf the Web?

Not usually. Oftentimes Scooby-Doo or some other Cartoon Network-type program is on, and, if I *do* listen to music, it's WinAmp randomizing my mp3s.

Have you ever wanted to go into outer space?

I've often thought that would be a mind-boggling experience. I'd do it if I had the chance.

Do you enjoy pictures from space ... especially those of our neighboring planets and their moons?

Yes I do. Have you seen my picture of the Solar Burst? :D

Do you laugh when you see that ski accident clip on the old "Wide World of Sports"?

No just think how much that would hurt.

Do you like your nipples squeezed while you are being pleasured?

Yes, very much.

If you were to show your SO one place special to you while you were growing up, where/what would it be?

One of three places: Fuedenheim, Germany; Sendai, Japan; or, Yokohama, Japan. Loved living in all three places.

What place in the world would you NOT want to visit?

Anywhere hot and especially humid. I don't do heat well.

Have you ever seen a Broadway play, and what was it? If you haven't, what one would you like to see?

I've seen "Cats" on broadway.

Do you enjoy watching porns with your S/O?

I enjoy them - my SO isn't that into them

have you ever particpated in local theatre?

No, the closest thing I came to was playing in the orchestra in my high school's production of "Hello, Dolly."

What is the last thing you do before you get into bed at night?

kiss my wife

do you have masturbate in front of your SO?

I have before, yes.

How often do you go to the grocery store?