torn jeans

tidey whites or thong?

thong

bird or cat?

tighty whities



Photographer or model?

photogragher

mail person or fed ex deliverer?

Fed Ex

Stripper or bouncer?

bouncer

pole sitter or tight rope walker?

pole sitter


plumber or electrician?

electrician

tv repairperson or cable installer?

Drummer...though I'd prefer to lead


loyal or accepted?

accepted

whore or giggolo

Better be a giggolo ... or somebody will be in for a big surprise :D

politician or political volunteer worker

Have to go with the worker

painter or contractor?

bird watcher

television or movie star?

Rock singer

sex slave or pain slut

sex slave

part or full time worker?

Full time


Fireman of Firing man ?

Army


major or sgt?

Major

Cheerleader or Quarterback

Quarterback

Would you want to be panties / underwear or bra?

I would be the bra - a more useful job ; )

Would you be the nipple or the clitoris on your favorite girl's (or your own) body

nipple. I can then stand up proud and other can see me, even if the owner does not want them to see me.

Would you shower after sex or stay wet for a while?

shower after sex, together with my partner....more fun


would you want to be a toilet cleaner or a undertaker?

Big screen actor

Zoo keeper or lion tamer?

zoo keeper


electrican or mechanic?

Mechanic...

Clown or Trapeze Artist?

Clown (don't like heights :))

Construction worker or demolition team member?

demolition team member


sky diver or deep sea diver?

deep sea....how cool would that be?

Teacher or student?

student


co worker or boss?

Mounted policeman

detective or uniformed officer?

detective


CIA agent or MI5 agent?

CIA agent

gangster or white collar criminal

white collar criminal


pick pocket or armed robber?

pick pocket

card player or dealer