Fortunately one of the people in the orgy suddenly remembered they had some marshmellow ice cream topping in their tote bag and got it out.

Unfortunately, the marshmallow cream top had been open, and there was sticky white stuff all over the inside of the tote bag.

Fortunately, the sticky white stuff wasn't from the marshmellow. It had somehow not spilled out but was held in place by the loose lid.

Unfortunately, the sticky white stuff outside the jar had been allowed by the loose lid to mix with the sticky white stuff inside the jar, and people were now rather dubious of any sticky white stuff.

Fortunately, Dubious called called home by his mother and so the rest dove in.

Unfortunately, they all became addicted to the sticky white stuff, and were labeled sticky white stuff junkies, or swsj's for short.

Fortunately, they liked their new nickname.

Unfortunately, an evil person obtained all the stick white stuff and tripled the street value

Fortunately, the group developed another addiction very rapidly--harmonica playing.

Unfortunately none could carry a tune even if someone else was to tote it for them

Fortunately, they were all tone-deaf and didn't know they were off-tune.

Unfortunately, they could tell something was wrong because people were tapping their feet to different rhythms.

Fortunately, a traveling nude music teacher came to town

Unfortunately, the traveling nude music teacher was blind and tripped over the tote bag.

Fortunately for the men she landed in the right position for all of them to have thier way with her