The bad news is that the "bad news" tide is still with me.

The good news is that I've bumped this thread. :D

The bad news is it's another thread to spend/waste time on. :D

As if we mind that. :D

The bad news is always coming in when it's time to list bad news. (sniff)

The good news is that DB will take care of the bad news. :D

The bad news is tomorrow is another work day

the good news is that the kids go to school tomorrow and the house will be all mine

The bad news is that we do user acceptance testing today.

The good news is that it's a brand new day

The bad news is I haven't had sex in dayssss :(

the good news is that (although I've also not had sex in days and days and DAYS!) he'll be home within a week

The bad news is that I'm too far away to help out the above two Pixie Lasses!:(

The good news is that when I read the paper this morning, and looked in the Obits, I wasn't there!

The bad news is that your favorite porn star was.

skipthisone,

My wife was in the Obits?

The good news is that it *wasn't* jseal's wife in the obits.

The bad news is, someone elses wife was...:-(

The good news is ... WE WEREN'T. :D :D

The bad news is that I've bumped this thread. :D

The good news is that I bumped it again! :fly:

The good news is I haven't been this happy in a long time. :D

The bad news is that you forgot to put your blouse back on before driving home... hehe

(I'm happy for you, SS)

The good news is she had a reason to forget.

The bad news is that she lost one of her shoes

The good news is she doesn't care.

The bad news is that her silver ankle bracelet was in that shoe

The good news is that someone nice will probably find her name on the anklet and return them to her.

the bad news is that her name isn't on the anklet, nor is it on the shoe

The good news is that maybe someone will buy her a new one, perhaps with opals in it. :)

The bad news is that the anklets I sell don't have opals :(

the good news is that pearls are your birthstone not opals!

The bad news is that no one has come up with a good next post until now ... and this wasn't all that good. :D

But the good news is that you gave it your best shot. Speaking of which, I like your new avatar, DB.

But, the bad news is I wasn't here until now to thank you for your nice words.

That's true, but the good news is that it's always better late than never.... and you're welcome!

The bad news is that the posts to this thread have slowed down again.

The good news is that I'm willing to try to change that.

The bad news is you will need help. Huh?

The good news is that I'd be happy to help you, denny.