Rubber band to wrap around his cock to make him last longer, ball point pen to mark "the sweet spot" with an X....tire guage to penetrate him as I sucked on him.


Beer bottle, wine cork, and a bottle opener

Oh my gawd this thread is tooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ROFLMAO!!!!!! :D
okay okay I can do this while holding my hurting stomach from laughing so hard. :D
Take the bottle opener to pop the top on my beer and drink it while I'm sticking that cork up your ass. :p





ear plugs, chip clips, padlock

OH MY!! I will first put the ear plugs in my ears to muffle the scream as I put the chip clips on your nipples and the padlock for my door so you don't beat my ass for causing such pain. :D


scissors, super glue and a tube of chap stick

Well I'm gonna use the scissors to give your pussy a nice trim job. The superglue in case I get a case of the shakes and trim somethin I ain't supposed to . And the chapstick...... well thats goin on my lips right before I eat that sweet pussy. :devil:




a 12 cc syringe, a cattle castration band (no kidding), and a cassette tape to an answering machine.

Use the 12 cc syringe to dispense chocolate syrup onto your body, which I will lick off.
Use the castration band to tie your wrists to the headboard
Then....after you're tied up...play the cassette tape (which has a message from your *other* girlfriend on it) to you ~ and make you nervous about what I'm going to do to you NEXT....



Duct tape, corkscrew, empty wine bottle

I'd take the corkscrew and screw it in to the log beam going across my living room and have you hang on to it on your tip toes while I taped your hands to it, taped your mouth closed and spread your legs to accomodate your new glass dildo. (wine bottle).


earphones, label maker, sunglasses.

Put the earphones on your head, plug the other end into the tip of my dick (so you can hear it screaming your name).

Create a fancy "I'm with Stupid" label for you to put across your boobs with an arrow pointing in my direction.

Wear the sunglasses in the hopes that nobody will recognize me as I run away from this post!


a staple gun
a bouquet of fresh cut daisies
and a muffler clamp

clit piercing
make a well feucked pussy smell nice
nipple clamp


A CD
A TEDDY BEAR
A CHRISTMAS TREE

Play the CD to set the mood, put on some sexy lingerie and greet you by laying underneath the tree when you come home. Use the teddy bear as a pillow when we have sex on the floor.....underneath the XMas tree. :p

Picture frame, plastic knife, and feather duster

Using a plastic knife to teasingly threaten you; I tie you to a large picture frame and begin tickling you with a feather duster.

Panties, shaving cream and a necktie

I tell you that were are reversing roles tonite as I put on the tie. I put the shaving cream on both of us for a good shave. When I'm finished, I slip the panties on you. :p


A Stethoscope, magic marker, cigarette lighter.

I use the lighter to warm the stethoscope so we can play DR. The marker is to indicate where you have pain that needs my attention, cause you are gagged :D


a rubberband, 2 plug covers, an extension cord and 3 twist ties

I'll put the plug covers into the outlets on the extension cord. Then, I'd double the cord over and use the rubberband and twist ties to hold it back in place so it makes a loop at the end with the plug in part making a nice handle. Then I'd use it as a flogger because you've been a naughty, naughty girl. :whip:

Old cell phone, magic marker, several dead AA batteries

lol ...oh my god...i ahve no idea! ummmm, i would make you stand, holding the batteries between your knees and the marker vertically between your butt cheeks (you can't let them fall! :D) then i'd write dirty words on your body with the antennae of the cell phone and you'd guess what i was writing...with every correct answer, you get longer and deeper licks.

address labels, a clip-on reading lamp and some broken chalk pieces

How about I'd strip you nude, tie your hands behind your back, place an address on an address label affixed to your forehead, attach the clip on reading lamp to a stick held in your mouth and a piece of chalk between your toes ... with which you'd have to ask passer-bys how to reach the address at night and you'd ask by scratching the question on the sidewalk with the chalk. Whew!

A tube of flavored lube, a towel, and a box of :corn: .