You know your getting older when the word "depends" begins to bring about a scary thought.

Also when someone calls you ma'am for the first time.

When that "ache" you wake up with in the morning is an arthritic knee

And finally you know your getting older when memories from 40 years ago are fresh in your mind and what you did yesterday is gone forever....

Lixy PF can't forget where he hides his eggs.....he puts them in with his panties!!

You know you are gettin old when,
you find a grey pubic hair!!!! :eek:

*whispers* another added bonus to staying smooth ;)

Excellent point..just need help getting it that way! ;)

YOu're telling someone that the reason your auto insurance isn't so expensive is because you're so much older than them. :(

You know you're getting older when you've got "salt and pepper" eyebrows! :rolleyes2