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Am I supposed to have this raging hardon?

you obviously suffer from some sick pornographic disorder...in my professnal opinion you need to be chained up in the looney bin..... my south Texas work camp..er I mean rehab is just what you need to put your priorities in place, after all nothing makes a man more appreciative than soap on a rope

And WI just said he has a desire to 'sleep with the Fishes'. :eek:

Both you boys need to get ya a couple of fishin' poles and a 2 person sleepin' bag and just camp, and commmmmmune with nachur' til ya sort it out or kill eachother tryin'

Ain't no mention of sleep, big guy!

Hey WI... can you believe she made no mention of taking a video camera to document our progress?

:p

That's cause I'm sending my DR. FLil film crew along to catch footage for my upcoming Prime Time special, "Men are from Venus cause they have a Penis and other such gobbledy shit"

She plans on hiding in the trees.

I hope she doesn't fall out when she lets go of the branches to touch herself! :yikes:

Hey hey now back to your corner that was uncalled for, Dr. FLil doesn't do something like that. That'd be like tellin' your momma you wanna get a sheep for the wool and you know your momma ain't that dumb.

Yeah... Dr Flil is gonna sit back in the media van and catch the action from 4 different angles.

Now what was that about a :baa:?

LOL, you all are crazy. And here I thought I was supposed to really spill my problems :whack:

Little Missy you are repressin' your true feelins like a cat represses the remote control when leaping over the couch to catch a big old palmetto bug... damn that's a nasty thought...what's yer hang up ma'am?

Honestly....my hangup would be that I can't come during sex.... :(

You know all mine Dr. Flil........I'm a long time patient.
So.......could I help ya out on makin' that video of the boys ?

Well cumming don't happen less ya cum down off the tightrope and quit holdin' on with yer toes. the right man will tweak your knobs and rub your buttons and all the static will clear up and channel 39 will come in clear as a bell.