No, it's more along the lines of bad hair and lots of it.

I actually like the shaved and/or trimmed look. I personally hate my own body hair, hate getting hair balls when giving head, and if I were in a sexual relationship again I would shave down there again.

Of course, the rest of my body is covered in hair too. I'd get it removed as well, but that would take too damn long.

I thought it was the need to be able to get erect and also ejaculate on cue while people were watching that keeps most men out of porn. Heck, I'd love to do my own porn with my average sized penis, but there is the whole being able to get hard on cue and finding actresses willing to do a porn scene with me that's hard.

This may sound a bit silly but one thing that gets me in porn is when you get a movie and it says it has X in it. But you get it and X is not in it or is so short you blink and you miss it.

Yup, that sucks!!!!

Again I know it is porn, but i think there should be fairness in all advertising. Including porn.

Any porn video where the sex is *less* interesting than at my house. I mean...I want to learn something or observe something *new*

Else I'd just do it and not watch it! ;)

I'll also go with... D. All of the above!

The bad music (do they ever play any current, known artists?), the talking/moaning not matching the scene (like those ole black & white spagetti westerns but naked?), the fake boobs, hair, nails, too much make up, and the anal to mouth definetly ewwww!!

And high heels in bed?

Saw one where the guy had white socks on and there was a hole in the heel. Realistic maybe but ruined it for me.

And does she ever do anything besides moan?

I've decided that tongue studs turn me off. Especially when they play with them by sticking them out between their teeth.