I'm so honry Tess is hiding in the bedroom and has locked the door.

I'm so horny that when the guy at the gas station said, "Fill 'er up," my first thought was of my wife.

I'm so horny.

FINALLY!

I'm so horny, a teddy bear and raggity ann doll are hiding in the corner pointing at a stuffed doggie.

i'm so horny that stuffed doggie had better run.

I'm so horny, my pants are getting a hole worn through in front. :eek:

I'm so horny I think I will take a shower with my detachable showerhead.

I'm so horny I can rent my dick out as a jackhummer.

I am so horny I would like to be pounded like its a jackhammer. :D

I am so horny the turkey is starting to look good. :yikes:

I'm so horny I can do push-ups with no hands.

I'm so horny that the blanket's being held too high to see the television screen.

I'm so horny the alligators are hiding from me.

i'm so horny i started playing smut games in search of releif!

I'm so horny I cant get a job on a sheep farm

I'm so horny I keep putting the washing machine on spin cycle.

I'm so horny I keep watching her^^ do the wash.

I'm so horny I am thinking this beer bottle I have would make a good sex toy.

I'm so horny I'm going to buy her^^ some more beer :drool:

I'm so horny my left hand is giving my right hand the finger ... and the right hand is smiling. :eek:

I'm so horny my dick could be used as a flag pole.

I'm so hormy I am considering installing a drive-thru into my bedroom :D


j/k

:drive:

I'm so horny, Mr Hand doesn't make the A list tonight. :p

I'm so horny, I'm wondering if I'd make the A list :D

^^^immediately writes her name down! :p

I'm so horny I think the feel of massage oil on my skin right now would make me purr.

I'm so horny someone could slide *right* in....

I'm so horny that I could go from 0 to Ready in about 10 seconds.

I'm so horny it wouldn't take 10.....and I bet I could get you there faster....

I'm so horny that my tongue is in desperate need of work.

I'm so horny that I could think of a myriad of ways to keep it busy

I'm so horny that I'd like to start with item #1 on your list! :drool:

I am so horny you could likely make me cum just from that ;)

:drool:

I am so horny that I really need to glide the tip of my tongue across her wetness.

I'm so horny I would want to straddle his lap as he sits at the computer and let him inside me slowly...teasing him until he begs....

I'm so horny that I want to give her a long and satisfying ride, she enjoying my fullness deep inside her.

I'm so horny that I would love to finish him off with my mouth, licking our juices off of his cock....

I'm so horny that i would love to be kissing her juiced up mouth

I'm so horny from the last two posts, I could do a handjob now. :)

I'm so horny I'm baking a Apple Pie

I'm so horny I could have played Zorro without a sword. :eek: