What if it didn't follow, as the night the day?

What if there was whirled peas?

What if the Platter's had sang a song called "Only You ... and your sisters ... and your neighbors girls ... and any others that happened by."

What if you went out to start your car and as you unlocked the door, it started?

What if Beethoven never wrote any symphonies?

What if you suddenly had two flat tires on your car?

What if you actually got your home completely the way you want it?

What if the 5th Dimension had an ugly balloon?

What if stoplights always turned green just as you were approaching them? :)

What if Life suddenly serves you lemons?

What if we actually found life on another planet?

What if our pets suddenly could talk to us?

What if fashions changed and everyone had to run around naked all the time?

What if Queen were from west Africa, would they have sung "Timbuktu Rhapsody"?

What if they raised the minimum wage to $104.803 an hour while putting a price freeze on everything we buy?

What if Nancy Sinatra only wore slippers?

What if Nancy took off her slippers?

What if she wanted to sing but there was no microphone handy?

What if Brenda Lee was Rockin' Around an Easter Basket?

What if the song, "Turn, Turn, Turn" had been called "Swivel, Swivel, Swivel?"

What if Monty Python didn't do the Penis song? :faint: