The bad news is, you're probably too far away to help.

The good news is that I bet denny would move mountains to get to me. ;)

The bad news is so would plenty of other virile male pixies.

The good news is I love denny's avatar so much I think I have dreams about it.

The good news is that I consider many, many Pixies to be friends, and I would be happy to see any of them.

The bad news is that many are so far away.

The good news is that I'm fairly centrally located, at least for U.S. Pixies.

The bad news is that Florida is probably just to HOT for anyone to want to come visit.

The good news is some like it hot.

The bad news is that not everyone does.

The good news is that hot can refer to different things.

The bad news is that it could refer to the temperature outside. :(

The good news is that it's not so hot here today.

The bad news is it's too cool for my liking.

The good news is the humidity is down.

the bad news is that its still hot as hell outside

The good news is that it is covered by my health insurance.

The bad news is that I have no motivation for a garage sale in July.

The good news is that I'm not having a July garage sale. :D

The bad news is that I cannot eat solid food until after my examination.

^^^Sorry to hear that^^^


The good news is that I just heard from a very dear friend.

The bad news is my boss is a jerk.

The good news is that this is a new day.

Bad news is that I need to get some stats finished today. And I would rather be outside.

Good news is you can get stats done outside. :p

The bad news was a colonoscopy.

^^The good news is your back to smuttin'. Hope all will be ok.^^^^

The bad news is this is Sunday and tomorrow is a work day.

The good news is that my girl friend is going to the store for me.

The bad news is that I'll have to get ready for work soon. :(

The good news is that I will be going to sleep before too long.

WAAAAAA! The bad news is, I can't. SNIFF, SNIFF.



;)

The good news is that the hurricane moved out of the way.

The bad news is that I should start my day.

The good news is that every day brings new opportunities

The bad news is that sometimes those opportunities are overwhelming!

The good news is I think my cold is getting better.

The bad news is at the moment I have a lot of hate in me!

The good news is the worst of the week is almost over (I hope)

The bad news is that I'm STILL not rich!