I'm so horny unzipping my pants got me excited.

I'm so horny that it wouldn't be safe to let me even look at a Victoria's Secret catalog. (Yep, I'm a sad case.)

I'm so horny, I'm getting an erection from the fleece blanket on my legs. :yikes:

I’m so horny that I hardly think of anything else.

I'm so horny that all I can think of is a beautiful lady.

I am so horny that my toys can’t keep up.

I'm so horny that seeing big breasts under a tight shirt got me hard.

I'm so horny I may have to wake my wife when I crawl into bed.

I'm so horny, I will be thinking of a special lady naked.

I’m so horny that brushing against anything turns me on.

I'm so horny, my mind is wandering into rainy days.

I’m so horny that the voice in my head is telling me to take a long drive.

I'm so horny I may have to masturbate here soon.

I’m so horny, I expect hot dreams tonight

I'm so horny I can't stop thinking about the female body.