Photographer


mechanic or technition

Chocolate Maker.

Broker or Baker?

easy choice: a broker is supposed to make money, but notice the name: BROKEr , whereas a baker makes all the bread , so I'd want to be a baker

farmer or banker

Farmer

Biker or car driver?

biker, raced a little dirt track way back!

Pressman or reporter?

Reporter

cart or nascar racer?

Camping

Gate keeper or zoo keeper?

zoo keeper

vibe tester or condom tester?

Condom tester.

Leaf raker or weed digger.

Leaf raker (but I hate both)

Priest or marine?

flight attendant..... the i could go "visit" the cockpit ;)

bartender or bouncer?

Bouncer ... if she'll only sit on my lap. :D

Road or building construction worker?

tunnel - miner!

concrete finisher or systems electrician?

systems electrician


toilet plumber or sewer manager?

mgr TY

stripper or escort?

Stripper.


Pro football player or hockey player?

Gridiron

Carpenter or plumber

Regular. I burn easily :D

Writer or critic?

Writer

Novels or Historical

I must want to be bath bubbles so I can pop in those special places. :D :D

Cowboy or Indian?

cowboy,bcause at work I'm just an indian among too many chiefs

Cop or private detective ?

Private detective

fry cook or waiter/ waitress?

Fry cook...don't have to deal with obnoxious people.

Bus driver or subway engineer?

Bus Driver

News Reporter or Anchor person

News Reporter ... but I'm not sure why. :)

An artist or an artist's model?

Artist....can't draw but would like to....


A grown-up or a child again?

I want to be a grown-up.

Worker or retiree?

Worker, not ready to retire as yet.

married or single

Married (and loving it)

Zoo keeper or game hunter

Zoo keeper

Sales clerk or Shopper

Patron

teacher or student

teacher

adult or child