Boat fisherperson

Early riser or late nighter?

As of late, late nighter

meat eater or vegetarian?

Beef

Marinated or BBQ'd?

Doctor (not really, but I had to pick one or the other :))

Farmer or Gardener

Cattle farmer ... that way, I know where the beef is. ;)

Pole vaulter or distance runner?

Swimmer

Participant or by-stander?

Participant

hyvee checker or walmart?

WalMart checker

Golf or Tennis Pro

Golf. Then I get to smoke cigars and walk around outside all day.

:D


Ohio State or Michigan?

OSU

Attendie or Alum?

Neither, never went to college.


Popcorn or pretzels?

You want me to be a pretzel or some popcorn? Okay my humor may sometimes be twisted (like a pretzel) or corny (like popcorn) ... but I'm not sure I want to be either. I'd just get eaten......







hmmmm ... eaten ..... :rolleyes:






okay, I'll be both. :D :D


Captive or captor?

Today, captor. Ask me again tomorrow for a possibly different answer.

Doctor or Vet?

Vet, animals are near to me.

Large animal or small animal vet?

Small animal. Dogs and cats ... things soft and furry and generally friendly.

Bird watcher or wildlife photographer?

Photographer so I can share with all.

nude or porn photographer?

Nude. I think the nude human form is wonderful to look at.

Model posed in natural or studio settings.

natural

ocean or mountain or both at once?

Both would be cool!

Taste or mattress tester?

mattress tester ,especially if I was testing it with the wonderfully hot women here at pixies :P

You didn't give me a choice so I'll say mattress tester, too. :) (You have good taste, KingMinotaur.)

Fast food or gas station cashier?

GP

Police detective or patrol officer?

detective, need to stretch the grey matter a bit.

Coast Guard or Beach Patrol?

Beach Patrol

Comedian or author

Knitter - I'd hate to work in a sewer! :D

Stock trader or short order cook?

trader

waitress or busboy?

I'm not qualified to be a waitress. I suppose it'd have to be busboy!

Editor or reporter?

reporter, sounds like much more fun.

male or female prostitute?

Male Prostitute - I might make a lousy female. Are there any lesbian prostitutes? That I might give a try! ha ha

Genital piercing - cool or scary?

I don't think "I want to be" either a cool or a scary genital piercing. LOL

Would you want to be one who does the gential piercing or be the one to have it done?

Shit, wrong game again! ha ha

As for your answer, I honestly don't know. The thought of jabbing someone's hoo hoo with a needle just makes me light headed. But I'll be damned if someone would do it to me. Ok...I'll be the jabber! Maybe I'll get a cheap thrill before I pass out.

member of the FBI or CIA?

CIA please...Always wanted to be a Ludlum-like international spy.

:D

Accounting or manufacturing?

Manufacturing - I'm sick of wearing a tie!

Porn Star or zookeeper?

zookeeper

pianist or guitarist