Pianist. Please, someone give me bigger hands. :)

Teacher or student?

guitarist, much easier to transport

singer or instrumentalist

Singer. Preferably in a smoky jazz bar.

Salesperson or strategist?

strategist, keep the head working more than the mouth.

analyst or field operative

field operative. I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines.

Mossad or KGB?

Mossad, they still get paid.

football player or tennis player?

Football. I like contact sports.

Politician or lobbyist?

lobbyist, more power than the politicians

Monica or Bill?

Monica. I LIKE being a girl (but girl pres wouldn't be all bad)

Dom or sub?

yes

race driver or skydiver?

Race driver. I LOVE cars.

Drive cross country or fly?

Fly and rent a great car, Hertz used to rent out GT350's back in the day. What a great rental!

Helmsman or deckhand?

MMM....good taste in cars too.

Deckhand. That way I can smell the sea breeze.

Wind sailing or parasailing?

Wind.

racing or cruising?

Racing. I like the adrenaline rush.

Stripper or bodyguard?

cattle, can you tell I'm not a vegetarian?

Coffee grower or Coca grower?

Coffee. Although I don't really have a green thumb.

Gynecologist or proctologist?

Gynecologist

Septic system cleaner or chimney sweep.

chimney sweep

primary school teacher or high school teacher?

High School teacher - little kids make me crazy! ha ha

carnival worker or toll booth operator?

carnival worker

telephone operator or telemarketer?

Telephone operator

Military ... officer, NCO or EM?

EM



CNN or MSNBC?

Doesn't matter, I like most cartoon shows ... :D

(Which one has the Road Runner?)

Bacon and eggs or pancakes and sausage?

Hard choice........Bacon & eggs


Pancackes & Sausage or Waffles?

Pancakes & Sausage

Pole Dancer or Ballet Dancer

Ya' really know how to put the stress on. But, I'll be nice and say, ballet. (I love ballet!) But afterwards ... :D

Apple or cherry pie baker?

Apple

pie maker or pie eater?

Pie eater, but I'll take the cherry, please.

Make-up artist or actor/actress?

actor

Singer or Instrumentalist?

Plane - Oh to fly!

Comic Strip writer or illustrator?

Writer. I only illustrate in stick figures. :D

Sportscaster or TV news anchor?

TV News Anchor ... not a huge sports fan (don't follow any very close)

and your question is?????????????????? :D:D

bookkeeper or zookeeper? ;)

zookeeper! love animals!!!

clown or acrobat?

acrobat... clowns can be kinda creepy.

coffee shop or malt shop owner?

malt shop owner sounds like fun ... but maybe too many kids ...

okay, I'll pick the coffee shop owner (for the peace and quiet).

Hands on owner, or, long distance manager.