I'm so horny I might have to wank one off.

I'm so horny that I'm leaking precum without any encouragement.

I'm so horny all I see is tits and hard nipples.

I'm so horny a Victoria's Secrets ad would get a rise out of me.

I'm so horny National Geographics still has an effect.

^^^^ I remember those days! :D

I'm so horny, even that reminder ... er ... reminded me. :)

I'm so horny, I remember looking at the Sears catalogs, for the bra models.

I'm ... so ... horny ... ahhhhh. :D

I'm so horny hoping to see a beautiful lady makes me hard.

I'm so horny even an Edsel grill starts to look inviting.

I'm so horny internet porn may have to do.

I'm so horny I'm afraid to lay on my stomach.

I'm so horny, my hand is looking very pretty.

I'm so horny I can't easily lay on my stomach.

I'm so horny, I can't wait to be able to make a trip.