Hands on owner. I like action.

Swing shift or 3rd shift?

Swing


Cable or Satellite TV?

Never owned either. But I think sattelite would be cool.

Dominatrix or escort?

Since I can't be a dominatrix ... guess I'll be the escort. ;)

Cruise director or mapmaker?

Mapmaker



Historian or Mathmatician?

ewww.... Historian

Forensic Scientist or Lawyer

CIA - I've read too many books. ha ha

Landscaper or pool cleaner?

Construction worker, they get all the ladies. ha ha

Forest Ranger or Lifeguard at the beach?

Forest Ranger.

Taxidermist or Gun Dealer?

Gun Dealer - working with dead things would freak me out.

streetsweeper or garbageman?

Cleaner.

Breakfast person or lunch person?

cosmetic surgeon

druggist or cashier

druggist

strip club waitress or MC?

MC. I hate those little outfits...and the tips aren't that great.

Leather club or gay bar?

How do you know? One of the best nights of entertainment I ever had was in a gay bar.

stripper or madam?

Stripper. I don't like selling others' bodies.

Executive recruiter or consultant?

Talked to one today, ex. head hunter, that would do.

Porn star or B movie actress?

Porn star. I have no illusions about my acting ability.

Cross dresser or streaker?

latter

Construction manager or explosive researcher?

Construction manager. I like control.

((of course, I also like explosions...I am a CHem E))

The person below me is an expert in chemistry

Wait a minute, what happened to "I want to be"?
I'm not. Sis knows a lot about delivery propellants and warhead explosive but not me!

Bartender or Psychologist?

Computer programmer

Salesperson or office worker?

Policeperson

Okay ...

Spiritual advisor or faith healer?

Neither really.

Fisherman or hunter.

Which came first ... the chicken or the egg LOL

Egg farmer (we eat more of those)

Bus or taxi driver?

bus

Limo Driver or Ferry Captain?

Limo Driver


Cake decorator or Florist

Florist, I don't have allergies and don't need the sugar.

Chef or short order cook.