That clown thing.


Do you have any special routines you do?

Yep. I always do the same thing each morning: Get up, brush hair, get dressed, brush teeth, put on deodorant (gotta smell pretty!), put on shoes, feed dog and cat, walk dog, go to work (usually).

What is the best practical joke you have ever pulled?

Filled the toes of a friends sneakers with whipped cream

What's a fun evening for you?

Taking my sweetie out for a nice dinner; a warm (or slightly cool) evening with a beautiful sunset we can watch together; followed by some tender lovemaking.

What kinds of things can turn a good day into one you'd rather forget?

My kids back talking me, or a friend who consistently makes bad decisions

Who is your favorite comedian?

I could have told you a couple weeks ago. Now I have to answer who WAS my favorite comedian. :(

What commercial do you find SO REPULSIVE that you make an effort to remember the product so you NEVER accidentally have anything to do with it?

The one where people are screaming ... "It's my money and I want it now!" Hate that commercial and turn it off immediately. :mad:

What's your favorite commercial.

My favorite all time commercial would be, "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my ...."

Have you ever had a wild fantasy that involves lots semen?

Lots of fantasies but not sure about what "lots" means. Hmmmmm. I suppose yes.

Have you ever posed nude for photos?

Now, you know I have. ;)

What is the last movie you watched that really made you think?

The Bucket List

When was the last time you had a good cry?

Not too long ago unfortunately

WWTLT you bought something for yourself?

Full tank of gas on Friday (AT $3.52/gal :D :D )


WWTLT you bought something for yourself you really didn't need?

Well shit, i do that all the time *LMAO*

Whats your favorite flavour of icecream?

My favorite flavor seems to change from time to time, at the moment I'm pretty fond of Breyer's Natural Vanilla. You can eat it with just anything and with fresh fruit is heavenly.

When was the last time you got a massage?

Geeees....... I just posed the same question on another thread.....

You know great minds, sal!

It was 3 weeks ago!

What's your favorite part of being massaged?

The after effect of feeling so good and relaxed.


What was the last movie you watched with your SO that lead to sex?

Amelie

What would you do with your SO to spice up a weekend?

Spend a weekend at a fantasy motel. :boink:

Do you send out lots of holiday cards?

Nope, hardly any.......... and I should. Thank you & Mrs. DB for the Halloween card btw. :nod:


Is your car(s)"winter-proofed"?

I guess it nearly is. Antifreeze and snow tires. I need to put some warm clothes and a shovel in the trunk.


Do you ever fall asleep in front of your computer?

ummmmm........... sorry FWM..... it appears that I just did that! :kisser:

Ummmmm.... have you ever fallen asleep WHILE chatting with somebody?

YES!!! :o :o :o More than once :p


Have you ever got home after a day out and found you had baby puke on your clothing?

well it happened to me at work once!

HYE called a lover by the wrong name?

Unfortunately I have. My previous lover's name was Kelly and my new one's was Carrie and well............... :shrug:


If you could sit down and have dinner with any three people in all of history, who would you choose? And what would you choose for the meal?

Teddy Roosevelt, George Washington, and Ronald Reagan are my three choices (this time, anyway). For dinner ... hmmm ... that's a bit tougher. Maybe a good ribeye steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans, hot rolls, and for dessert, maybe a Banana's Foster.

How about you? What three would you choose and what would you have to eat?

1) Jesus Christ
2) Pope Benedict XVI
3) Desmond Tutu

Talk about humbling!!!

Meal: Fish, bread, and wine (what else?)

What is one of the biggest regrets of your life?

Not telling STO how much he meant to me.



What is the one sexual act that you have not done and are dying to do?

Female Squirter!!!!!...white sweet juice!!!!
I WANT A SQUIRTER TO SHOWER MY FACE!!!!!!!

Have you ever done any "DL" activities???

A friend of mine let me "borrow her body" at another friends house in the living room while they were asleep upstairs.

What do you like your sex partner to do to you while your doing it?

Grabbing and clutching my butt.

What are you hoping for today?

I hope to complete our preparations of the spare bedroom for my brother in law's arrival next week.



How long have you lived at your current address?

4 yrs.


What was the longest you ever lived in one place?

Where I'm at now ... 33 years.

How many kids do you have?

23 years, until after the last child was gone (permanently) and finally my girl passed.




How many pets lives have you been responsible for?

Three parakeets; a half dozen ... no, maybe eight cats; a couple of dogs; and a whole bunch of wild birds and squirrels that we've fed over the years. Technically not responsible for the birds and squirrels but they let us know when the feeders were empty (especially the squirrels). :shrug:

How many countries have you been in as either a guest or resident?

Just the US.


How often do you check your email?

Whenever i am at the computer, multiple times!

What sort of vehicle do you drive?

4-door sedan, front wheel drive:hair:, 4 stroke internal combustion gasoline engine.



In how many countries have you legally driven a civilian vehicle on public roads?

Two.

How many car accidents have you been in?