Unfortunately the co-pilot, who sat right next to the pilot, wasn't.

Fortunately the pilot was good at talking things out, so he was able to share the towelettes.

Unfortunately, while talking things out, he forgot to turn on the autopilot, and the plane dipped dangerously.

Fortunately in the dip all the baby oiled folks slide together and the fun began again.

Unfortunately, the plane continued to sprial towards the ground.

Fortunately the co pilot regained control and put the plane on autopilot.

Unfortunately, as the co-pilot got up to go join the fun, his arm hit the auto-pilot switch, and the plane lurched forward.

Fortunately a stewardess was there to catch him in her mouth.

Unfortunately she was wearing braces with lots of sharp edges.

Fortunately there was a doctor on board, a female doctor

Unfortunately she didn't have her doctors bag with her.

Fortunately, there was a decent first aid kit on the plane.

Unfortunately they had used all of its contents performing a 'Sky High Child Birth' a few days earlier.

Fortunately by this time he has healed and was shagging the doctor vigorously.

Unfortunately, the doctor was a pre-op transsexual