Nude, so much less work!

porn star or full body masseuse?

Full body masseuse might just be fun.

Krispy Kreme maker or Egg Roll Express cook?

Swimming

Talent Scout or Scout Leader

Talent Scout

Nudist or Textile beach goer?

Conservationist

Brick layer or carpenter?

Carpenter...........then I get to play with 'wood'. LOL



Trucker or Train engineer?

Beach goer.

Cook or waitress?

Waitress..........cooks don't get tips ;)




Comedian or news reporter?

Some of the reporters seem more like wanna-be comedians. If those were the only two choices, I guess I'd be a reporter.

Comedian or economist?

economist

television repairer or presenter?

Definitely presenter! I can't fix anything!

Radio or newspaper journalist?

Newspaper...love to write.

VJ or DJ?

DJ... I'm not hip looking enough! ha ha

Doctor, Lawyer or Indian Chief?

Lawyer.

School crossing guard or daycare worker?

daycare worker...why not you pretty much play all day with people that adore you.


high school teacher or principle

teacher...at least I would be enriching lives (I hope!)

high school teacher or college professor?

College professor.

Art student or music student?

I can't draw and I can't read music..........so neither.




Real estate agent or Car salesperson?

car salesman

lawyer or doctor?

Doctor. I like helping others.

Travel agent or travel guide?

travel agent

tour guide at: Disney land or Universal?

I've never been to Universal, so I'll pick that one.

Mickey or Goofy?

Mickey

Porn star or porn photographer

Porn star. I like being where the action is.

Manicurist or pedicurist?

manicurist (doesn't have to be a career does it? :))

Calligrapher or typist?

Editor - Reporters get punched too much.

Would you prefer to work the night shift or during the day?

Day shift

weekends or during the week?

I work all the time. But week days if I have to pick.

Submariner or mariner?

Mariner. I'd love to ride on a sub once, but think long times spent under the water would not be fun at all.

Storm chaser or hurricane hunter?

storm chaser

Army or marines?

I suppose this is where I get in trouble if I don't answer Army, right? :D

Taco maker or taco eater?

taco eater

child star or child protege

child protege (or prodigy??)


Navy or Marines :D

Navy

Dali Llama or Llama herder

Telephone Exchange Worker ... I hate telemarketing.

Mattress or pillow tester?