Is there any other way?

You like to fondle your partner as you lie in bed falling asleep at night

Actually, just about anytime is good for me. :D

You had some car maintenance done recently.

Not too long ago had to have the door locks repaired

What'd you do this weekend?

It was so hot, other than running to the store on Saturday and church on Sunday ... we pretty well stayed home in the air conditioning.

Have you bought any new clothes recently?

Bought new shoes and some new bowling shoes last week.



You decided no matter what you were going to take a vacation.

Well, not exactly. We've taken a number of short trips ... including three over-nighters ... but no real vacation trip. Maybe next year.

You like to go to sports bars with your so/spouse.

Haven't in a while.


You love cuddling with your spouse\SO.

Very true.

You've wanted to get your lawn mowed but the weather hasn't been cooperating.

No don't have a yard.



You love viewing you spouse/SO naked.

True. Always have ... always will. :)

The cheerleader routines are the best part of (American) football.

Yes even the unexpected clothing malfunctions.



You love to pleasure your spouse/SO orally.

Absolutely. One of life's great pleasures is to do good things for her.

You went on a picnic this past weekend.

Haven't had the chance yet.


You enjoy setting in a lawn chair at night.

I do ... but this year I just haven't been able to. :(

You recognize the constellation Orion the Hunter when you see it.

Yes I can.


You enjoy the finer things in life.

True. Sometimes have to settle for a bit less, but it's nice when you can. :)

You like to help people when you can.

When I can.


You have done a few yard sales in your time.

I have. I suppose more accurately, my wife has and I've helped where I could ... would you believe that primarily involved setting up and taking down.

You like to go on picnics.

Haven't in years.


You enjoy a trip to the zoo.

We do. Don't do it often, but it's fun when we do go.

You like to go to the ballpark to watch a baseball game.

Yes but would rather be playing instead.




You enjoy eating out.

I do. In fact, just ate lunch at a great restaurant yesterday with a guy I used to work with who retired the year after me.

You like having your back rubbed.

Yes but don't get much chance of it happening.



You enjoy a car ride with your spouse /SO.

True ... it's something of a favorite way to spend part of a nice day.

You like holding hands when you go places with your so/spouse.

I enjoy it greatly.



You have had sex in the shower at one time or another.

We have.

You've done a little touch and feel handwork while driving/riding in a car.

Yes I have.



You have been told you have a very talented tongue.

Not in so many words, but one time my wife and I gave a public talk and a guest we had there from a local radio station asked if we had been radio announcers. Kinda similar.

May I continue on the same subject?



You enjoy giving as well as receiving oral pleasure?

That is very true.

You enjoy the touching and caressing of your partner.

Very true.


You enjoy a hot tub every now and then.

True, but only get to when we go someplace that has one .... unfortunately, we don't. :(

You enjoy spending a little of each day at pixies if it's possible.

Yes it is nice to spend time with friends.


You would enjoy a trip to a warmer climate soon.

True, but, we probably won't have that chance. :(

You've already worn a warmer jacket or put a sweater on because of cool temps.

True


You enjoy a hard nipple to suck on.

True

You enjoy snacking when your working or watching TV.

True (munch, munch, munch).

You've been to Disneyworld and like EPCOT better than the Magic Kingdom.

False. Been to Disneyland but not Disneyworld. :(

You've eaten pizza recently.

True most of the weekend.



You've had impure thoughts recently.

Who me? :yikes:





Well, maybe a couple. :)




You played a joke on someone recently.