I'm so horny a single touch could set it off.

I'm so horny, TVMA ratings give me hope.

I'm so horny even boring commercials hold my attention if they have an attractive spokesperson.

I'm so horny, sports illustrated looks really good.

I'm so horny sitting still induces erections.

I'm so horny can't find enough porn.

I'm so horny inserting a key in a lock is inspiring.

I'm so horny reading the instructions Slot A into Tab B gets me thinking.

I'm so horny, putting on gloves makes me think of the warmth my fingers will enjoy and that reminds me of feeling warmth in other things. :slurp:

I'm so horny female friends are interesting.

I'm so horny that pictures of ladies can get my interest going.

I'm so horny just thinking arouses me.

I'm so horning that knowing my wife is sleeping while I'm on Pixies is making me horny.

I'm so horny smells get a rise out of me.

I'm so horny the mention of bedtime perks up the senses.