mattress tester (anyone want to help?)



PC or Mac?

Not sure I want to be a PC or a Mac, but maybe a PC user. :D

(I'm just more used to them.)


Application or technical support analyst?

(damn, I get this and the Versus thread confused all the time! Sorry :D )

Neither, I'm not that computer literate


Speech writer or speech giver?

Speech writer

Presidental speech writer or presidental spokesperson?

Speech writer



Reporter or editor?

Reporter

Fisherman or Farmer

Fisherperson :D



auto mechanic or race car driver?

race car driver (do go-karts count? :D)

Hair dresser or barber?

Neither





Soap opera performer or soap opera viewer?

Soap opera performer. (At least you get paid for that part. :))

Volunteer or paid worker?

paid worker (but paid EXTREMELY WELL)

window washer or car washer

car washer



House painter or portrait painter?

Portrait painter...wish I could...but am a better house painter


Boxer or Wrestler

Boxer, almost real!

male or female porn star?

Don't have the equipment to be a male porn star, so I guess it will have to be FEMALE. :D



hard and horny or soft and satisfied?

satisfied is a wonderful cozy feeling.

a few friends or one confidant?

many close friends but only a few confidants

and your question is? :D

Here's a restart.

I want to be:

A Black Jack Dealer or a Commodities Trader?

Tracker





Newscaster or Weather reporter?

Weather reporter. They may be wrong all the time, but not impressed with today's newscasters. Must be something in their coffee. :rolleyes:

Spy or a Private Eye

Private Eye



Desk clerk or maid?

desk clerk

pioneer or mountain man?

MMmmm, I'd have to pick rugged Mountain Man.



Disc jockey or horse jockey?

Disc jockey to big to be a horse jockey.

Dog or tiger trainer?

tiger trainer--sounds rather exciting


car driver or pile driver

car driver




licker or lickee?

tough one...lickee (if you give good enough pleasure you're likely to get a fantastic reward)


card games or word games

Definitely word games!!! Actually word game player....






web cam viewer or viewee?

viewer~~~~~still shy!!!! (hahaha!)


snow boarder or surfer?

Snow boarder ... never done it, but it looks like fun to me.

Security guard or robber?

security guard

beer tester or ice cream tester?

Ice cream taster.................I hate beer!!!



Comedian or California governor candidate?

Comedian ... for some reason holding political office anywhere has little appeal and in California it seems even worse. :rolleyes:

truck driver or bus driver?

Truck driver...........I like my solitude.




map maker or map user?

map user ... takes a lot of patience to be a map maker (used to think it'd be fun)

driver or passenger?

driver.......I like to be in control




take or give orders?

She doesn't often, but it's fun when my wife wants to "give the orders," so I say I'll be the one to take the orders. :D

Star in a comedy or a horror show?