Hmmmmm, I guess a comedy show.





Bus driver or Cab driver?

cab driver....if only for the occasional good show in the back seat


VETERinarian or VETERan

Veterinarian.....I love animals!




seducer or seducee?

Private




lawyer or judge?

ballboy...i like baseball


painter or sculpturer

painter

business leader or good friend

good friend


orchestra conductor or train conductor

Train conductor...........I can't read music.



Bus driver or truck driver?

truck driver...big rig with a bed as part of the cab


comedian or singer

Comedian

French or Italian?

Italian


Translator or Transient?

Translator.

Beretta or Colt employee?

Colt employee

gun inspector or tester?

tester

marksman or sniper?

marksman

friend or boss

friend

butthole or buttbuster?

Who'd want to be a butthole??




gift wrapper or gift opener?

Gift opener (although I'll help wrap, too)

follower or partner

partner


massage therapist or sexual therapist?

massage therapist ... lots of hands on work :D :D

violin maker or violin player?

violin player (I always prefer to be a player)


camel herder or sheep herder

sheep herder

weatherman or gypsy?

Gypsy


Ballerina or Exotic Dancer?

Exotic dancer, I'd look silly in tights, my demi-pliets are clumsy and I can't tiptoe for shit.

Dental Hygienist or Pedicurist

Ugh, not sure I'd want either of those jobs, but I'll go with pedicurist.


Movie theater usher, or mcdonalds counter boy?

Movie theater usher. Maybe get to see some movies early or get discounts for later use. :D

car or boat designer?

I'd rather design boats. If nothing else, just so I can get out on them more.

Train engineer or Mechanical engineer?

Train engineer


Sous Chef, or Line Cook?

I don't care...long as I can cook!

Landscaper or maintenance person?

Landscaper, that'd be fun. :)


Floral designer, or flower grower? (I'm sure they have a technical name, but...)

Flower grower And if I knew the technical term, I'd probably still tell everyone I'm a flower grower just because I would end up explaining it anyway.

Cross coutry trucker or bus driver

hmm... Cross country trucker- get to see the country side.. er... highway side. ;)


Michael Jackson impersenator or Madonna impersonater?

Don't think I'd work as a Madonna impersonater, so I guess it's got to be Michael Jackson. Although, come-to-think-of-it, I don't think I'd work well there either. :rolleyes:

snuggle or slurp?

Snuggle.

overweight or underweight

I want to be underweight ... but ... :D

Tennis Player or Bowler

Tennis- more exercise


Teen Scream Queen (or king- horror flick star), or Teen Drama Queen?

Frag, what's the difference there? I guess I'd be the Scream Queen to exercise my vocal chords.

Bassist or guitar player?