The bad news is it looks like a presidential-strength stain

The good news is I'd rather it be somewhere else than on the dress.

The bad news is you'll have to wait 5 minutes

The good news is I am patient

The bad news is I spent a lot of money today!

The good news is you're helping the national economy.

The bad news is I could have gotten some new outfits instead of smut stuff

The good news is that the smut stuff make for more interesting exchanges on Pixies.

The bad news is I hugged my brother good bye today

The good news is I'm feeling better than I did the past couple of days.

The bad news is my foot still hurts

The good news is it will be better soon

The bad news is that Fridays are seven days apart. :(

The good news is that we have Saturday and Sunday's

The bad news is a cold front is coming thru

The good news is I have a fireplace in my bedroom that we can cuddle up near. :D

The bad news is I don't think I can make it there by nightfall. :(

The good news is that the rain has stopped, and the weather is clear for the weekend.

The bad news is I am not feeling so well.

The good news is you will feel better soon.

The bad news is that cold and flu season is on the way.

the good news is that i've had my flu shot.

The bad news is that there are not enough doses for all who want one.

The good news is I'm off today

the bad news is you agreed to paint my house

The good news is ... I have siding that doesn't need painting. :)

The bad news is I need to go now and finish getting ready for work

The good news is ... that ^^^^, too, shall pass. :)

The bad news is, it didn't pass fast enough! haha

The good news ... no, the really, really great news ... is that you're back now. :D

The bad news is we don't always get what we want.

the good news is I dont have to work tomorrow!

The bad news my car got hit today in the parking lot at busch gardens and the fuck head who did it didnt leave a note. My first new car have had it only 6 months.

The good news is that my son will get another Eagle Scout badge today.

The bad news is we're suppose to go see our grand-daughter tomorrow and go with her to school for "Grandparents Day," but it depends on whether she's gotten over a bout of pneumonia. We'll hear later today.

The good news is.....you have grandchildren :)

The bad news is that my new furnace is expensive!

The good news is you could always move down south

I understand it can be hot and wet down there! :slurp:

The good news is there's no better way to be