Designer... I'll start with a novelty item, a dildo shaped like a big crayon... :p

A box maker or a box filler?

maker......you can design your product to fit mine:p

quality control inspector or waste management technician

QC...definitely not playing with "waste"

lead singer or lead guitar?

Lead singer

Brother from another mother or brother of your sister and mother? :p

Brother from another mother :p


Rock Star or Country Western Singer?

rock star

author or actor

author

lier or lawyer?

is there a difference LOL

lier


pilot or bus driver

pilot

stripper or taxi driver

stripper lol who'd even look?



horny or hungry????

hungry...you can always eat later

right or heard

RIGHT....oh did I yell that???

On top or underneath?

On top, and in control.

Half-assed or biased?

half-assed....by that you mean my ass just half as big right?:p

drag queen or wrestler?

wrestler

cook or bottlewasher