I would lay down the towel, ask you to lie on it....Then spread you with the lube and roll you in popcorn......Then lick it off of your body. ;)


Mousepad, strawberry jelly, and paperclips

I'd sit your ass on top of my desk on the mousepad. Attach paper clips to your sexy nipples as I slathered your pussy in strawberry jelly then licked you clean. :slurp:

Incense sticks, blindfold, Penthouse magazine.

You'd be blindfolded while bent over a table, incense sticks burning just below your breasts, legs spread, and I'd whack your ass with the rolled up Penthouse until you have an even bright pink glow.


Whisk
Rubber bands
Felt-tip marker

I'd use the rubber bands to attach the felt-tip marker to the whisk...so I can make a spirograph drawing while I scramble some eggs! :D



door knob
milk crate
sofa cushion

first of all...you keep a pillow cushion and a milk crate in your junk drawer?

i'd chuck the milk crate over my shoulder, throw the pillow on the floor, through you onto the pillow and then........:eek:
:grin:


one eyeglass kit screw driver
one 2" tapered paint brush
one dash board hula-girl

Use the screwdriver and paintbrush to tickle and tease the skin (gently in the case of the screwdriver!) and the dash hula girl thing to mimic the "motion of the ocean."

Duct tape
Coins
Paper

Of course, the duct tape could be used for those intimate little bondage games and the coins used to pay for the service. Of course the soft paper towels would help in cleaning up any mess.

Twist-ties
Screws
Pencil