well..supposing I would be crazy enough to try it... I would probably swallow...

Luckily for me - my bones' structure would never let me accomplish this w/o great pain so i wouldn't ever have to find out..

I've tried it some times, but there are still some cm missing to taste it :-) So in the end I agree - it is easier to ask my girl for the favour ....

I found this on www.nifty.org. It's a great article.
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Date: Tue, 15 Aug 1995 05:14:08 UTC
Subject: How to suck your own dick
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A big dick and an limber body don't belong to everyone, but if you can
already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and
hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact
between your tongue and your own dick.

I first sucked my 9 inch dick at age fourteen and I think an early start
helps... but I laid off for a good ten years and when I started again, it
took work to get back in contact. Been doing it again for about two years,
but lately have come to the belief that practice *definitely* pays off.
Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my
head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft,
and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls. I can also now suck
it standing up and sitting down.

Some tips:
1) Don't even bother trying in the morning. Most people are too stiff when
they wake up. At end of day, your body's a lot looser.
2) A full stomach holds you back.
3) Stretching is a huge help. Here's a few starters.
a) legs together in front of you, seated on the floor. Lean forward,
stretching your upper torso lengthwise across legs. Reach hands past feet
to lengthen your back. Go back and forth between this position and the same
stretch with soles of feet together/knees pointed out, rounding your back
more than with straight leg version (tuck your head under. Do it naked!
Look at that dick!)
b) sit upright on floor with one heel at crotch and the other leg extended
straight out as far to the side as you can bring it. Slowly bring your
chest down over the extended leg. Take your time, this is a good one for
loosening both your back and your hips.
c ) lie on stomach, hands at shoulders. Push up so your back arches
backward. Hold, crane your neck upward, lengthen your spine.
d) loosen your neck. It helps ease the stretch.
e) there are many more stretches, and taking a few yoga classes, you'll
probably choose a few that really help.
4) Try different techniques. Head-over-heels is usually a good warmup.
Try standing up and grabbing your thighs from behind. Pull outward with
your back so your spine loosens and gets used to being rounded. Always
focus on your dick. Move this grip up and down your thighs to the position
that feels closest to your dickhead and remember (always) to TILT YOUR HIPS
toward your face so that dick head gets closer. Don't expect to reach it
the first time... or the tenth. But try this, then go back to head over
heels and see if you're closer.
5) Use a mirror! Visualizing is half the battle. And if you prop a mirror
on the back of your thighs while you're head-over-heels, seeing how close
your hardon is to your mouth will help you get a lot closer -- the effect is
wild. Don't get too crazy. Pop your load (it's hot seeing that, too)
before you break your back.
6) Propping feet on the wall or something is good for head-over-heels,
basically because it helps you to arch your back where it may not be used to
arching. Push on the wall and you can bring your hips down closer to your face.

These are just a few tips. Don't rush things. Spend an hour stretching
three nights a week for a week or two before you even give it a try.
Obviously, a lot of exploring helps. Ya gotta remember to use that idle
time to your advantage! (Trust me, it's fucking worth it).

I'll be happy to E- more suggestions to the curious and would definitely be
interested in hearing from other fans who are mastering the talent.

Just my two sense...

When I was in highschool I had been dancing (ballet, jazz, modern, tap) type. Not the other type (for you dirty lil thinkers out there) and with certain stretches and just to be silly I could wrap my legs around my head and basically get my mouth right where it would have been needed. But never thought about it. I'm not quite as limber now so its not a possibility, but even if I could have thought about it then, I dont think I would have. Takes the fun out of seeing another man or women between your legs.

Just had to revive this thread so that I can post this pic!!!! ;) :D :D :D

That's a good picture;Diva!I'll talk to you later;I don't want to be
late for my Yoga class! Irish

Don't ask me how I found this thread LOL I was just perving around and came across it.....

Well it gives me a great oportunity to post a couple of pics to prove it's totaly possible even with a full compliment of ribs !!

do a Google search on auto fellatio, and you will get lots of responses including:

http://www.chicoachico.com/auto-fellatio/

I must say that when I was 14-15 and doing yoga (my first sexual experience was with my yoga teacher!), I tried this.

I was able to get it in my mouth a few times, and came on my face. I haven't thought about it much since then, and I am not as limber at 46.

It would be a lot easier to just get someone else to do it, but maybe it's not about getting your dick sucked on. Maybe it's more to do with what it feels like to have a dick in your mouth?
Just a thought.

I know if I could I'd never leave the house..........better practice that yoga.

I used to be able to get the head in but thats not nearly enough so it wasn't worth the back ache afterwards lol. And yea it's soooo much easier to find someone kind to suck your dick for you and haveing a dick in my mouth isn't my prefered pastime.

just why would u want to!

And I'd love to be there to watch!

^^^thinks we need pics to prove it :D

Yeah, me too! We'll be sure to take some! ;)