i'm so horney my tongue is stiff.

I'm so horny I think I'll pick her up from work instead of letting her drive home....

I'm so horny it's been 14 orgasums in the past 72 hours and I'm ready for more!

I'm so horny that I am chewing gum.

I'm so horny, don't have any panties on.

I'm so horny that I need to stand outside in the snow just to cool off.

im so horny i could rip off tess's santa suit and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so hornly I could join the two of you...

I'm so horny, the wine bottle at lunch was looking good.....

I"m so horny, I took up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again!

I'm so horny I'm wishing I packed my vibrator in my suitcase

I'm so horny I could take a vibrator to Ouche

i'm so horny i can get myself to come w/o touching myself (and yes..I really have done that before hehe)

That is horny!!!!

I'm so horny I would like to try that...

I' m so horny I'd like to help show you how suzyq ;)

I'm so Horny,I need to watch you both

i'm so horny i'd love for you to join ;)

I'm so Horny,Iwill just have to cum

i'm so horny the produce section at the market is begining to look good.

I'm so horny, i'm wondering if my right hand would wear lingerie for me tonite.......

I so horny I would wear lingerie for you tonight

I'm so horny, I'll take you up on that offer :d:

I'm so horny, I think I should advertise myself.

I'm so horny I look for your ad.

I'm so horny, I would probably answer your inquiry.

I'm so horny I would go look in a bar for a date...

I'm so Horny,i would sit in a bar and hope a lovely was looking for a date

I'm so horny I would get out my vibrator...

i'm so horny,i'll pretend to be your vibrator

I'm so horny I'm thinking about saying "yes" to the first woman who asks!

:p

I'm so horney, but I have flirted, but never straight out asked.."can we fuck?"

:sex:

I'm so horny, I might ask the next lady I meet.

Coaster, please let me introduce myself..my name is T.....rofl

I'm so horny, I wish I could stay home and get off instead of going out.

:wine:

I'm so Horny,i will stay home and think of you getting off

i'm so honry i think i might get out the ice tonight... and the toys. it's time to play...


...oh playful1.... :)

I'm so horny, Betty Boop brings bigness to my boner. :)

I'm so horny old pics of Charles Atlas make me wet.

I'm so horny that Tess is in for the time of her life!!

I'm so horny, if she said breakfast I'd dive right in. :lust: