A conversation with our corp lawyer today...I finally managed to draw him out. :D

Someone who won't give a direct answer on appropriate wine. :D

The cat not liking the fact that he got bit back.

the negotiation skills of a 4 year old.

channel surfing and catching a couple of minutes of Jerry Springer lol

Reminding him, as we were getting dressed, that it was a bit surreal to have my high school boyfriend in my bed...while waiting for my parents to get "home." :grin:

Talking to my neighbour this afternoon and my dog going up to him and pissing on his leg....

This :
http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/

Steph......pigtails......inkwell.......cyberspace. .......LMAO!!!

Tee hee, you caught that, sdls? :D

I walked my cranky guy to the bus stop just now (he hates mornings) & a pimp/dealer asked if he could take me for a walk tomorrow morning. My 'hood is just too weirdly funny.

Another great line from an email.......Grade 7 called, they want their drama back...lmao!!!!

Yes, I will marry you, sdls (only if Abner is part of the package!)! :D

my little cat hunting a fly and falling of the window ledge

Only if you promise to feed and love him!!! :rofl:

I will also make sure he doesn't fall off ledges chasing flies! Wait . . . that would be hilarious. He's on his own there!

Well he falls off Boog's computer desk enough, did it again this AM taking the cd's that were there with him.

LOL I want a kitten, too!!!! I don't miss the clean-up (either from their klutzy ways or the litter box *insert green puke face from Yahoo! IM*), though!!

Upon hearing all about the existence of Canine Massage Parlors...my reaction was "do they ever send police dogs in as decoys?". :grin:

OMG..LMAO

"So, how do you like a massage?"

"RUFF"

this made me about fall outta my chair!!!!

Our spaz of a kitten....cripes he's into everything today!!

The owners want something faxed right over!





It's over 200 pages! lmfao (Better put a new toner in) :D

me too...and the fact that my 9 year old knew it already and showed me how to work it :p

Someone waking himself up with his loud snores

Now that was funny!!!

Quite a few things today

^^^ That and watching my eldest son dance...well i think thats what it is (looks like he's having some type of seizure *LOL*)

The basic twirl.... :rofl:

My cats...again.

that had me laffing so hard i couldn't catch my breath!

a man

"Ride the pony" lmfao

PF LOL He's something else!

The cat and him wanting to sit in a bucket.

i had my roomie look at how to dance properly and she just about peed herself, and i laughed right along with her! i have looked at the damn thing about 48758792387562845623 times now and it is still funny!

A local radio station played sound bytes from Get Smart all morning long. OMG did I laugh. I've never enjoyed a traffic jam as much.

The little girl on Amazing Race calling her brother a dork!

WI and his "attention getter." :grin: