Romp me in the morning and I'll Romp you at night.

night
 

when the moon is full is the best time to make love

Love me tender... ;)

tender
 

kisses on my eyelids make me crazy

Crazy about Pixies women is how I feel.

feel
 

your way in the dark and you may get a pleasant surprise

Surprise parties are almost as good as surpise orgies! :p :o

surpise orgies ????? Damn did I miss another one???? :D :D ;)

ORGIES ARE FUN, AS LONG AS THEIR IS MUTAL CONSENT....;)

consent
 

given
 

time I can be talked into just about anything

Anything and everything is what I would do in bed, if I got the chance to be with _______ ???? <--fill in the blank for your next word!):D :D :D :p

Kermit the Frog :confused:

Kermit the Frog 's fingers smell like PORK!!! :D :D

Pork smelling fingers come's from making bacon