Bacon contains a lot of cholesterol

cholesterol can be lowered quite essily if you follow an active lifestyle and eat healthy non fat food.

food can be used for other things besides eating

Eating food after insertion, like a banana can be a big turn on for some!! :D :D

some people like big bananas

Bananas are no substitute for the real thing... ;)

thing
 

is I like the real thing better

Better believe this is more of a real thing than any cola.

Cola...
 

Cola and pussy, two of my favorite things.

things
 

being what they were, I decided a good spankin' would be his punishment or maybe his reward?

Reward for finding my penis... answers to the name 'Mmphphmmhph'... please call if found.

FOUND
 

1 erect penis to ~claim call #555-5555 and describe any interesting characteristics

Characteristics include a shaft nearly 7in. long with a slight curve to the left.

left
 

on the corner of 3rd and Green?

Green with envy now, 'cause you have my penis! :eek: