happy hooker - more familiar with the material :D

madam or john?

madam.....

Wedding coordinator or Marriage councelor

I guess I'll be the Marriage Counselor.

High School Teacher or University Professor?

University Professor---don't think I could put up with a bunch of teenagers....

Real Estate owner or salesperson?

Real Estate Owner

Clergy or lay person

Clergy...of course, I would make a *bad* nun :D

Postal clerk or mail man?

postal clerk

School teacher or crossing guard

School teacher

Naughty nurse or naughty cop?

naughty nurse :D

porn star or stripper

porn star (playing a needy patient :D :D)

Traffic Cop or School Crossing Guard?

Traffic cop

Homicide or Vice?

Vice. Sounds like more fun (but bet it isn't) ... but I'm sure homicide wouldn't be. :(

Beef or pork?

Beef, if I must. Only eat it about 5 times a year.

Chicken or fish?

Man, if I pick one I am a chicken...if I pick the other I stink like fish....can i not answer??? hehehe

sand or concrete?

I want to be ... sand? :)

I want to be an artist or a model?

A model, they get the big bucks.


Would you rather.....


Jump from an airplane

or

Jump into a pit of snakes?

Jump from an airplane




I want to be: a stripper or a voyeur?

voyeur......this body is not going to do much stripping I am afraid.

I want to be a porn producer or porn star?

Producer

i want to be a pair of brittany spears panties or jessica simpsons panties?

Britney's, so I can see how full of it she really is.


A garbage man or jr high janitor?

Definitely false!!!!!!!!




I want to be happier than I am.

Just to get us back on track a bit: Ok, it's simple. First person lists two things. Next person picks which one they would rather be, and lists two more. Basically, it runs just like the Versus game, only with occupations and types of people.

And, yep, of course I'd rather be happier (although I'm not unhappy)

An exotic dancer (m or f) or the owner of a nudist resort?

owner of a nudist resort




deep sea diver or mountain climber?

deep sea diver

voyeur or participant?

voyeur



player or referee?

player

sassy or shy?

shy at first





life of the party or wallflower?

wallflower...

passive or agressive?

agressive


threesome or foursome

Threesome





Singer or songwriter?

Songwriter

Dog or horse trainer?

Horse





Deep Sea Fisherman or rock climber?

LOL ... is yourself myself or is yourself yourself? I'll say, myself if yourself doesn't mind. :D :D

Crew or passenger?

Passenger

I want to a...

student or teacher

student




doctor or lawyer?

Female

I want to be a sea captain or crewman.