Sea captain.

Pilot or navigator?

Ship pilot (not sure why)

Taxi or Bus driver?

Taxi




voter or candidate?

Voter ,gives me the right to bitch about the candidate


prisoner or slave

Prisoner

Warden or prison Gard

Actually neither, but between the two I'll pick warden (although I'm not sure why).

Conservative or Liberal?

liberal

bi or straight?

Straight

Wide awake or sleepy?

wide awake

police man or fire man oops or women

I want to be a policeman specializing in strip searching suspect women. (Is that a valid job position? :D)

Construction or demolition worker?

:D demolition worker :D

hippie or redneck

Hippie


Crime SCENE Investigator or Movie SCENE Writer?

Movie scene writer.

Horse or water polo player?

Horse polo player...let the horse do most of the work rather than me. :D


Mechanic or Carpenter?

Carpenter.


Author or Playwright?

author


Rodeo: Cowboy or Clown?

Cowboy.


Chemist or Biologist?

NEITHER

Camara man for a porn or a porn star?

Camera man. Not sure under the lights and with others watching that the sex would be as much fun.

A salesperson in a mens or ladies apparel store?

Ladies. :D

Telemarketer or used car salesperson?

Used car salesperson. At least the customers come to you, then.

homeless or heartless?

Homeless. It is easier to find a home than regain your heart.


Applications programmer or DBA?

Been both ... but I'll say DBA. It's close tho' ... I loved programming when I did it.

Retired or not?

Not. I like the challenge of having a job...although perhaos not MY job. The travel is killing me (slowly).

Entrepreneur or Fortune 500?

Entrepreneur

Rich or famous

*** BUMP ***

Rich (if I do say so myself. :D)

Intelligent or beautiful/handsome?

Intelligent. If you're smart enough, you can make so much money that no one will care how you look.


Naked alone, or clothed in a crowd?

Naked alone (in hopes the crowd sees and wants to start an orgy :))

An artist model posing naked on a beach or on a soft, grass covered meadow?

Sprint swimmer specializing in the two yard dash. :D :D

A star runner or championship race car driver?

race car driver

I want to be a cameraman or a model?

cameraman (for pixies ladies photos) :D



suspension bridge painter or skyscraper window washer?

OH MY GOSH..........do i really have to pick one? Could I just be homeless, jobless, carless, and all alone in the corner of the world somewhere, maybe living under one of these things?? PLEASEEEEEEEEE don't make me decide, please????

doctor or nurse (yeah, i need one now)

chicckkkkkkkkennnnnn

doctor


coal miner or spelunker (cave explorer)?

Spelunker (so I can pick the hole in the ground :D)

A teacher or a pincipal?

Principle ( I like to be the boss)



child care worker or elderly care provider?

Hard to pick ... I think I might really enjoy both ... (at least part time :))

A senator or congressman?

Senator (more respect and power)



Weather person or sportcaster?

Weather person ... I can be wrong more often ... :)

Train engineer or flight engineer?